Worst Joke Ever 2024

[KhunLA]

On 11/6/2023 at 10:48 AM, roo860 said:

Anyone else envisioning a New Year's party at a nudist resort ?  

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16 hours ago, Crossy said:

Many of those who served feel the same, truly a bad joke 

 

 

Some are doing their bit...

 

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[roo860]

Born on this day in 1966. British Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay.

[Zyxel]

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn't want to spend a lot of money. "How much do they cost?" he asked the salesman.
"Anything from $2 to $2,000."
"Can I see the $2 model?" said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man's neck, and said: "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket."
"How does it work?" asked the customer.
"For $2, it doesn't work," said the salesman. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder."

[Zyxel]

Even with a thousand games, dolls, and crafts to choose from, a customer at the toy store still couldn’t find a thing for her grandson. “Maybe a video or something educational?” the salesman asked.

“No, that’s not it,” she said.

They wandered the aisles until something caught her eye: a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched sounds.

“This is perfect,” she said, beaming.

“My daughter-in-law will hate it.”

[carlyai]

21 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Brings back memories.

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[roo860]

On this day in 1968. Joe Cocker was at No.1 in the UK singles chart with his version of The Beatles song 'With A Little Help From My Hamas Friends'.

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