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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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But one way only. No return on the same aircraft.

Economy class and they saved money on the flight and cabin crew salaries too.

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Me: I need to make a doctor's appointment.
Receptionist: Okay, how about ten tomorrow?
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When I worked in a chocolate factory a man fell into a large vat of bubbly chocolate ..
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