Worst Joke Ever 2024

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32 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Well, this is the "Worst Jokes" thread

 

Seriously, if you are getting an error repeatedly, post in the Forum Support section.

 

In angling lingo, we call that a hook-up! 

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Not a joke, more like therapy, but it brought a smile to my face...

 

 

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As reported by the BBC:

 

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Are we there yet???

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My missus was so clever at school.

She got more A's than a Scouser trying to break up a fight.
 

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It's really difficult to find what you want on eBay.
I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches.

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I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy.

This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all.

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My farmer mate had a hair brained scheme to breed genetically modified sheep that were twice the size of normal ones. He had to re-mortgage his house to finance it, but things didn’t go to plan.
Although the sheep were larger they weren’t as big as he’d hoped, and the bank repossessed his house and land, leaving him with just his sheep, nowhere to live and penniless.

The last time I saw him he was standing on a street corner selling biggish ewes.

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.

She drinks straight from the bottle.

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