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Two young whales, one male, one female, grew up together happily roaming the ocean and enjoying each other’s company. But one day the peace was shattered when one of the whales spotted a trawler. 
“That’s the <deleted> that killed my mum. Come on! I want to get my own back, will you help me?” he said. 
“What are you going to do?” asked the other. 
 “I have an idea that if we both swim underneath the boat and spurt out water from our blow holes, we’ll manage to capsize the boat.” 
So they carried out the plan and it worked perfectly. The trawler capsized and some of the survivors were left floundering in the water. 
“Heh! We can’t let them get away,” said the avenging whale, 
“Will you help me to eat them up?” 
“Now hold on a minute,” she replied.

 

 

“I didn’t mind helping you with the <deleted> but there’s no way I’m going to swallow any seamen.” 
 

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A young underaged lad swaggered into the bar and asked for a bottle of beer and 20 fags. 
“Now, now,” smiled the barmaid, wagging her finger at the scallywag.

“Do you want to get me into trouble?” 
He replied,

“Not at the moment, I just want my beer and fags at moment, I'll come back later for the screw” 
 

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