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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2021 Tesco have announced that they will be adding a new beer to their value real ale range. Alongside the affordable Simply Golden Ale and the inexpensive Simply Dark, they're adding Simply Red, for when money's too tight to mention. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2021 General knowledge exam... with answers: Q1.. In which battle did Nelson die? * his last battle Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5.. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7.. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * Wet Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has one hand. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? *No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted November 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, ballpoint said: A man died today after being attacked by a big cat in a circus. It's understood he had under lion health problems. Could one say he was lionised at the end of his life? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted November 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2021 12 minutes ago, ballpoint said: A mate of mine said - "I'm going to draw what's essentially a transparent cross section of a building from above". "It sounds like a plan" I thought. It seems to have been an elevated conversation! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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