Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant. Roll on next year! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 Fell asleep at a party last night, and someone put a teabag in my mouth. I went mental!!!! No one treats me like a mug. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said “Have a good day, son.” “Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.” He scratched his head. “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?” 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words. “Stop shaking the ladder you little <deleted>!” 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: I got fired from my job as a set designer today. I left without making a scene. Is your redundancy being made in stage payments? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: A blind man walked into a bar… and a table… and a chair… Ouch! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox. Game on! as they say. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 3 hours ago, ballpoint said: Fell asleep at a party last night, and someone put a teabag in my mouth. I went mental!!!! No one treats me like a mug. Maybe they wanted to stir you into action or just to get you hot and stewed! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post mrpakchong Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Zyxel said: England is still approaching the meter system inch by inch 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 (edited) 32 minutes ago, mrpakchong said: England is still approaching the meter system inch by inch I would go the whole mile if I could but It depends on the yardstick you are using in this leauge to fathom it out but I beleive in going steady with just one foot in front of the other at a time! Edited November 22, 2021 by fangless Don't ask 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ravip Posted November 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2021 Translation of a Hotel Brochure. Getting There Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests. The Hotel This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self. The Restaurant Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you. Your Room Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity!! You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts. Your bed Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers. Above All When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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