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Popular Post fangless Posted November 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 24, 2021 TODAY’s DAILY INSULT; You do realize, although I doubt it, that you are depriving a village somewhere of its perfectly good working idiot and that I would not trust you to sit the right way round on a lavatory seat. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 There have to be some people who will enjoy this. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Here is something to regurgitate on, just don't make a meal of it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 French police say they are searching around the clock for terror suspects. I think they should look behind the sofa as well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I've just seen Two Police Officers lying next to a seesaw. They must have been Tipped off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 The Butchers have a sign in the window "Turkey £29" I wonder how he gets you there? That's way cheaper than the airlines advertise it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 Two salesmen were going door to door when they knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door. To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, bounced back open. She tried again and again convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door. She reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson when one of them said: "Madam, before you do that again, you might need to move your cat." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 The police rang me today to say they've recovered my stolen sofa. Which I thought was nice of them. It was starting to look a bit scruffy. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 At a recent job interview: "What's your name?" "Dave ******* ******* Smith" "Do you suffer from Tourette's Dave" "No. But the Vicar at the Christening did." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 I've just got first place in the national bull<deleted>ting competition. Well, I actually came 12th. To be honest, there wasn't even a competition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 I've just walked past a homeless guy with a sign that read: 'One day this could be you.' So I put my pound back in my pocket, just in case he's right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 A bloke took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow. The presenter said, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?" "Sticks" the bloke replied 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 Spoke to my Son last night about him treating the house like a hotel. I thought it went ok, but now there's a <deleted> review on trip advisor. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 The world is $400 trillion in debt. Which planet do we owe it to ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 25, 2021 How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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