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3 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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The duck replied "I'm quacking up and down on my luck, my transport is in the pond,  so please give me something you can put on someone's  bill, but not mine!"

 

 

 

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Went to check on a friend when I heard he had been rushed to hospital.

The nurse said I couldn't visit him because he was in ICU with Covid, Ebola, a really bad STD and possible AIDS.

I asked, in shock, how do you treat that?  She said a diet of pizza and sweet pancakes.  When I asked does that really help? she said no idea but it's all we can get under the door.

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