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11 hours ago, ballpoint said:

England are 8/1 to win the World Cup....
If you're not a gambler that means if you put £10 on, you are going to lose a tenner.

Excuse me but I'm not a gambler so thanks for the tip!

But when you "put £10 on", what or where do I put that £10 "to lose a tenner" onto, and what do I not put it onto if I do not want to lose it?"

????

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Posted
2 hours ago, DezLez said:

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

 

10-tickles.

How did you do that research?  Did you go round giving octopi test tickles?  That takes a lot of balls.

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Posted
12 hours ago, DezLez said:

Excuse me but I'm not a gambler so thanks for the tip!

But when you "put £10 on", what or where do I put that £10 "to lose a tenner" onto, and what do I not put it onto if I do not want to lose it?"

????

You put your money on the counter of a 'bookmaker', or 'bookie', on the assumption that England will win the world cup.

Said bookmaker takes your money, on the assumption that you are an idiot.

 

 

 

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