Worst Joke Ever 2025

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5 hours ago, ravip said:

The rain has enhanced the beauty of the picture... IMHO

I bless the rains down in Africa.

[Mike Teavee]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I bless the rains down in Africa.

(Toto), I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

 

 

 

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Inappropriate Mother's Day Card Of The Year
 

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USA send tanks to Ukraine ????????. ????

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45 minutes ago, roo860 said:

USA send tanks to Ukraine ????????. ????

"Yeah fellas, she'll keep-a-ya warm in the winterm maka the shade in the summer! It taka five men ta hug 'er and a box-car ta lug 'er...right down front watch the doorway!"

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When a child says "Daddy, I want Mummy" that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."

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It's weird being the same age as old people.

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Weight loss goal:

To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.

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For those of you that don't want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version.

....it doesn't listen to anything.

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I just got a present labeled, From Mum and Dad,

and you know damn well Dad has no idea what's inside.

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