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1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

 

I Wouldn't Want To Be On That Bus

 

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Reminds me of my ex; Fatima. She was in front of the big mirror turning this way and that way.

 

''Owl, tell me true, do I look fat in this dress?''

Jokingly; of course, I replied. ''Well you will, once you put the suicide bomb under it.''

''I already have it on.''

''Oh no! You are not going to wear it down the pub tonight are you?''

''Don't be silly. You don't think I'd waste this bomb on you and your useless mates do you?''

 

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