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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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Ah. The Magic and Mystery of Christmas.


January 2024 

  • Take down, coil carefully and stow perfectly functional Xmas lights.
  • Place in secure storage (OK the attic).


December 2024

  • Recover lights from the attic.
  • Whilst in storage something (gremlins) has converted my carefully coiled sets into a tangled spaghetti.
  • Half the sets are no longer functional or are only partially functional! 
  • Ditch the dead sets and buy more.

 

January 2025 ... 

  • Rinse and repeat.
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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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"Will you marry me?" Is a marriage proposal. "Will, You, Mary, Me'" is a foursome proposal. "Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future "Will you. Mary me" is a cave woman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is.

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