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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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Anyone know about drones? Bought this down the pub last night but can’t get it to fly.20250208_104508.jpg.8dd6590ddf6463587d7803070ed54c88.jpg

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My friend: “What do you call those things you blow & make a wish?"
Me: "Breathalyzer?"

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I entered a blindfold w**king contest last night.
I didn't win......

In fact I don't know where I came.

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I just read about a bloke who fell off a factory walkway into a vat of strawberries, sugar and pectin. Luckily he was unhurt.
He is so jammy!

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Proof that woman do things just to start an argument:

The wife rang me at work yesterday and said "I've not had time to make tea, do you fancy going out for some?"

"Yeah that sounds good", I replied.

When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.
 

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