Worst Joke Ever 2025

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A young man had been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for several years.
One day the supermarket got new orange juice machines.
The bag boy was excited and asked the manager if he could work the juice machines.
The manager turned him down.
The bag boy said, "But I've been working here for five years. Why can't I run the juice machines?"
The manager said, "I'm sorry, but baggers can't be juicers."

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There’s been a big increase in tourist deaths in Bermuda, all caused by heat stroke.

I don’t know why tourists go there; everyone knows it’s 180 degrees inside a triangle.

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A guy stopped me in the street the other day and asked why I was carrying a 9ft book.
I said, “It’s a long story.”

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