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Why it's hard for an old man to get hired:

Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"
Old Man: "My honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think that's a weakness."
Old Man: "I don't give a <deleted> what you think."

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Girl says to boyfriend "I really really like this Pair of Shoes".
"How much are they?" asks the boy.
"$350", says the girl, "but I left my purse at home".
Boy opens his wallet and the girl gets all excited.

"Here", he says, handing her $10, "catch a taxi home, get your purse, and I'll wait here".

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