Worst Joke Ever 2025

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2 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

 

OK, how many (non-Aussie) members went and checked???

Advance Australia Fair

Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty, rich and rare
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair

 

In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair

 

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross
We'll toil with hearts and hands
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands
For those who've across the seas
We've boundless plains to share
With courage let us all combine

To advance Australia fair

In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair

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In Local News, a Woman tries to cut of her lovers Penis, Instead she Missed and cut his thigh. 
 

She is currently being charged with a misdaweiner.

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A New York attorney representing a very wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news,
and I have some bad news, which would you prefer first?”

The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day; let’s hear the good news first.”

The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of a $15-20 million return. I think she could be right.”

Saul replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife has always been a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”

The attorney replied, “The pictures are of you with banging your secretary.”

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