ravip Posted August 26, 2024 Posted August 26, 2024 In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!" The boss collapsed!!! 1
ballpoint Posted August 26, 2024 Posted August 26, 2024 I was adopted at birth and have never met my mother. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance. 1
ballpoint Posted August 26, 2024 Posted August 26, 2024 I was attacked by some little ginger boy doing martial arts. It turned out to be the carroty kid! 2
ballpoint Posted August 26, 2024 Posted August 26, 2024 I was thinking about applying for a job in Pyongyang. But that would be a bad Korea move. 1
Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 26, 2024 Popular Post Posted August 26, 2024 I saw a poor old lady fall over in the street today. At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse. 1 3
brianthainess Posted August 26, 2024 Posted August 26, 2024 5 hours ago, ravip said: Now we need a transgender one............. 1 1
Popular Post Will B Good Posted August 26, 2024 Popular Post Posted August 26, 2024 1 minute ago, brianthainess said: Now we need a transgender one............. Better just to put in a dimmer switch.....then you can 'chop' and change. 1 3
brianthainess Posted August 26, 2024 Posted August 26, 2024 5 hours ago, ballpoint said: I was thinking about applying for a job in Pyongyang. But that would be a bad Korea move. 1 1
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