Worst Joke Ever 2025

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Move Over! you Kardashians... 

 - the family sagas of Saffron Drewitt-Barlow would leave yous all behind in the gutter, if we shared 'a day with' from them instead!!

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The Big Three 

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Two Feet... 

 

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President Trump wakes up one winter morning and looks out the Whitehouse window to see the words "Trump sucks!" Written in urine in the snow.

Outraged, he tasks the Secret Service to find out who is responsible.

Later that day the director of the Secret Service comes into the oval office and asks, "Sir, we have an answer. Do you want the bad news or the worse news?"

"Give me the bad news."

"We got the DNA test back on the urine, it belongs to the vice president."

"That's the bad news?" Trump exclaims, "what could be worse than that?"

"Well," says the agent, "it was in the First Lady's hand writing."

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[Andrew Dwyer]

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Too soon ?
 

 

 

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Often wondered this myself ????

 

 

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True dis !!

 

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The seven dwarfs decided one day that they’re going to watch Snow White get undressed

So they go outside and stack themselves on top of each other to peer through her window:
Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, Bashful, Sleepy, Dopey
“She’s taking off her shirt...”
“She’s taking off her shirt...”
“She’s taking off her shirt...”...
“She’s taking off her dress...”
“She’s taking off her dress...”
“She’s taking off her dress...”
Someone’s coming!”

“So am I”
“So am I”
“So am I”

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Ran into my old mate Dave the other day, poor lad has only got one arm .

” where you off to “ I said .

” off to change a lightbulb “ he replied 

“ that’s gonna be a bit awkward  “ I said laughing 

“ easy “ he replied “ still got the receipt “.

 

Moral of the story:

If someone doesn’t get the joke , don’t explain it ...... 3 1/2 miles he chased me with that stick !!

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Marco ??

 

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Don’t be like Bob !!