Worst Joke Ever 2025

[faraday]

Doing a ten stretch in the monkey house now....

 

 

[sanuk711]

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Permission to come on board?

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[sanuk711]

A Brit Joke.......Or TOWIE  Joke

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Oopps can not transfer the Canvey Island Joke........Sorry.......

 

 

[ravip]

I yelled "COW!" at a woman on a bike, she flipped me off and then ran straight into the cow.

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[Seth1a2a]

3 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

Canvey Island

A tragic day not to be forgotten......

 

NEWS FLASH
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Monday 06th March 2003. Epicentre: Canvey Island,Essex.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fackin mentowe",
"innit" and "cahnt". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately (GBP) £30.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. Essex News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered;still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Canvey.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said " It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two: Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as
normal.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing, parcels for those unfortunate to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after, items most needed include: Fila or Burberry baseball caps,Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers), Shell suits (female) White sport socks, Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include Microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms, (GBP)£2.00 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9, (GBP)£5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing
is unfair on the population or neighbouring areas of Vange, Pitsea
and Laindon.

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[sanuk711]

11 hours ago, Seth1a2a said:

A tragic day not to be forgotten.....

You seem to know the area well Seth----I left in the UK in the 60s , but my folks ended up in Thundersley, so visited them, every so often.

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23 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

I am not surprised if that is all he had to offer.  Maybe he was outstanding in other fields!

[Hamus Yaigh]

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