Worst Joke Ever 2025

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A farmer is stopped on a country road by the traffic cop and winds down his window.  As he does so a swarm of flies zoom out the car and circle round the cop.
So the farmer says, "Sorry about that but circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. 
Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey... wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
 

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Last night, my wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I said, "I didn't even know he knew where the bowling alley was."

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A slightly drunk woman is watching tv and yells
"Don't go there! Don't go to the church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video"
 

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How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Two calves, an ass, a beaver, a load of hares, 1 camel toe, and a fish nobody can find
 

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Wife; “wake up! I hear a rat eating last nights left over dinner.”
Husband: “Oh just go back to sleep, I’ll bury the poor rat in the morning.”
 

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Tell people there’s an invisible man In the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you.
Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
 

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Chat-up Line:- • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her. 

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