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55 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Use your noodle, and don't walk pasta penne.

And there I was expecting a cheesey response to top it off with!

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Why?  Are you anti-pasta?

No I'm not an Anti I'm an Uncle pasta da caring.

 

 

 

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Thought for today (or child's logic if they ask!)

 

Why is it that we spend the first two or three years of a child’s life actively encouraging them to speak, only to tell them to be quiet for the next fifteen or sixteen? 
 

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 A woman answered the door to find a workman, complete with tool box, standing on the porch. 
 ‘I’m the piano tuner, madam,’ he announced. 
 ‘But I didn’t send for a piano tuner!’ 
 ‘I know, but your neighbours did!’
 

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Chat-up Line:- My magic watch says you’re not wearing any underwear.

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast.
 

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32 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

That's how he came to invent the pencil sharpener.

What this?

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Oh Sorry you meant this did you?

 

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