A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

 

She asks angel: What are these for?

 

Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

 

The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...

 

Angel says: Its Swami Vivekananda's. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.

 

The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men?

 

The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

 

She then asked, what about the Married women?

 

The angel replied, 
'those are kept out... they are generating electricity...!!

 

 

3 hours ago, roo860 said:

And put yourself in a reactor to make you carbon dated to 300,000 years ago...

 

The sarcastic booking clerk:

 

Edited January 25, 20224 yr by ballpoint

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