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It's fresh capsicum!

The correct temperature for storing sperm is 20C.

Please get your minds out of the gutter.

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Islam - It's not all bad!

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10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

It's fresh capsicum!

The correct temperature for storing sperm is 20C.

Please get your minds out of the gutter.

I store mine at 98.6F ( 37 C ) ????

November 16, 20196 yr

A vintage blast from the past.........Some of us probably saw them the first time around.

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4 hours ago, Seth1a2a said:

A vintage blast from the past.........Some of us probably saw them the first time around.

OMG! It's not even Christmas and we are back/forward to Halloween already/again!

Are you 'Doctor Who' stuck in a time warp?

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9 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I store mine at 98.6F ( 37 C )

Would that be in a little disposable rubber container perhaps?

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43 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

OMG! It's not even Christmas and we are back/forward to Halloween already/again!

Are you 'Doctor Who' stuck in a time warp?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w0WPkB3XJ4

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41 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Would that be in a little disposable rubber container perhaps?

Ultimately maybe ????

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12 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I store mine at 98.6F ( 37 C ) ????

Bulls semen is stored at -190 c in liquid nitrogen ,prior to artificial insenation .

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8 minutes ago, kickstart said:

Bulls semen is stored at -190 c in liquid nitrogen ,prior to artificial insenation .

Hope they warm it up a bit before they inject it in !! ????

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1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Hope they warm it up a bit before they inject it in !! ????

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5 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

OMG! It's not even Christmas and we are back/forward to Halloween already/again!

Are you 'Doctor Who' stuck in a time warp?

You're right, it does seem like I'm really missing the point of this entire thread .......

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