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On 12/29/2022 at 8:18 AM, ballpoint said:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine.

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine.
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats.

And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

 

CONCLUSION.....

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Can't be right. Americans don't speak English!

 

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18 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Would have made his life so much easier if she moved a bit, like half a meter, away from the back of the boat...

 

In either direction ????

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In either direction :D

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Don't worry, we're coming to the end of the roll tonight...

 

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... As long as we get a new one tomorrow.

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May be an image of text that says "As the year comes to an end, I urge you to take care of yourself and avoid accidents because spare parts for old models like you are no longer in stock."

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4 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

Would have made his life so much easier if she moved a bit, like half a meter, away from the back of the boat...

 

In either direction ????

I peed myself watching that

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May be a cartoon of text that says "OUR SON IS MISSING. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM ANYWHERE?"

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May be an image of 2 people and text that says "Lesbian Brokeback Mountain Remake Starring Margot Robbie And Emma Watson Confirmed BC1334 I'm conflicted. On one hand, if this were true I'd be annoyed with Hollywood trying to to remake EVERY movie with female leads because muh vaginuh' feminism. On the other hand would be lotion"

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Or given a double espresso and a puppy.

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