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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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17 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Was that a positive or negative reply as it seems to be an unequal and divisively fractional statement!

Merely the sum total of my calculations 🙄

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7 minutes ago, VBF said:

Merely the sum total of my calculations 🙄

I hope they added up to a positive experience and did not subtract from your normal sunny but calculating lifestyle!

21 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I hope they added up to a positive experience and did not subtract from your normal sunny but calculating lifestyle!

That's an interesting angle.  A sine of your thought processes perhaps.......or am I going off at a tangent?

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If it was true the picture would be full of BS!

 

2 minutes ago, VBF said:

That's an interesting angle.  A sine of your thought processes perhaps.......or am I going off at a tangent?

I think I will just sign wave this away now as I do not Excel at this and see no point, decimal or otherwise in, trying to spread or score points off this table!

To sum up I believe I have had some Excellent responses from the usual above average responders.

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Season's advice...

 

Aways buy a bigger bottle than you think you will need. Better to be safe than sober.

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone :sad:

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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And Christmas eve as a day off!

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1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone :sad:

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

 

Worst 43 minutes of my life.

 

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What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat F...... Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

4 hours ago, Crossy said:

Many, many stars, most, if not all, now sadly gone :sad:

 

 

And, if you're a glutton for punishment, the later re-make

 

 

To complete the set, the 1964 original.

 

 

Absolutely brilliant. It still makes me laugh after all these years and not a word spoken.

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