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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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An Amish family decides to go to New York for the first Time in their lives; Mother, Father and their son. They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the

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Crossy--- definitely Guilty of putting an ice cube into the wine---- Oz habit....... :coffee1:

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Job vacancy coming up..................

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I might have some ideas how he ended up in a wheelchair in the first place...

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Coming to shop near you...............

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May be a doodle of text that says "CANNIBAL: CHIEF: EE Here's. your tomorrow's breakfast, Chief" "O.K. l'll have hreakfastin in bed" ILIME d முாரமை 버스크"

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Yes the apartment has 2 bathrooms.............

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When will this be available on Lazada? I want one.

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Are There Any Good Chiropractors in Pattaya?
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Are There Any Good Chiropractors in Pattaya?

giants49 · Tuesday at 07:34 AM1 day

I'm looking for a good chiropractor in Pattaya. Ever since the government cracked down on foreign doctors here, they've been hard to find. I had an osteopath, but he's not well and now I can't reach him. Let me know if anyone has a good chiropractor in the area. Thanks in advance.
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Renovated Roof Top Pool at Mikes Shopping Mall
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Renovated Roof Top Pool at Mikes Shopping Mall

Chivas · Monday at 11:38 PM2 days

Anyone been since it reopened to the public....?? I understand its a hefty 250 a baht visit now albeit that should keep the uber riff raff out Used to use it a lot when staying around that area it was a fantastic pool and guessing it still is ??
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Trump warns he'll Destroy IRGC and finish Iran as US strikes intensify
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Trump warns he'll Destroy IRGC and finish Iran as US strikes intensify

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Trump warns he'll Destroy IRGC and finish Iran as US strikes intensify President Donald Trump has refused to rule out destroying Iran's powerful Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), warning Tehran he will "finish" the regime if it refuses to agree to a peace settlement. His comments came as the United States intensified military operations against Iran for a fifth consecutive day, with American forces expanding airstrikes while enforcing a naval blockade aimed at increasing pressure on T
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connda · Monday at 04:06 PM2 days

Anyone who believes that Trump is anything but a grifter, well, explain this away. All we've heard is how evil Iran is for daring to charge a transit fee for passage through the Straits of Hormuz. Now Trump out does Iran in sheer audacity. https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-strait-hormuz-blockade-cargo-fee-2026-7?op=1 Behold his highness and MAGA eminence, and weep. Really - who is actually the enemy of humanity?
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UK Black doctors four times less likely to secure NHS training posts
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UK Black doctors four times less likely to secure NHS training posts Black doctors applying for specialist NHS training in England are four times less likely to secure a place than their white colleagues, according to new analysis that has reignited concerns over racial bias in medical recruitment. Researchers examining NHS England data found that while ethnic minority candidates were often shortlisted at similar rates to white applicants, they were significantly less likely to receive a fin
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Putin wants to talk
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Putin wants to talk

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the world is upside down as Putin just came up with the joke of the year, or he may be wetting&popping his pants as his losses keep mounting, Trump's promises during the Alaska meeting didn't materialize, he has been back stabbed and thrown under the bus and out of desperation he wants to negotiate a peace deal, now he wants to talk but when Zelensky asked him to meet at the G7 meeting he declined and ignored the invitation, if it was for me I would give him the middle finger Russia is losi
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MIke B Bad replied to Felt 35's topic in General Topics

I think there's big danger is retiring to somewhere and saying this it. I've lived abroad from the UK for 30 years. I haven't moved around that much, but I would never just plumb for somewhere and try to make it work....I'd move.
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The Police have fully investigated, and it's all a misunderstanding.😇
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Seven Africans held in Bangkok immigration raid
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Sounds like the south end, all dodgy round there. 😁😁
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Ya stink, oldtimer!
Ya stink, oldtimer!

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That sounds like me on the Leeds to Liverpool.
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Ya stink, oldtimer!
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Ya stink, oldtimer!

unblocktheplanet · 18 hours ago18 hr

Hey, old fart! You stink! I can smell your feet a mile away! (Smile away, smile away…) I compute on my couch naked with a towel underneath to catch my sweat. My towel really stinks after three days. If towel stinks, I must stink. The trouble is that this old age chemical is wax-based rather than composed of body oils. That makes it really hard to wash off. Did some research into this and came up with persimmon. Japanese pick green persimmons and ferment them for three years. These tannins ar
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PANTONE: What is your skin-tone number?
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PANTONE: What is your skin-tone number?

GammaGlobulin · Tuesday at 02:44 AM2 days

Dear Folks, Ever since 1962, PANTONE has set the standard for the color-matching industry. Most folks in graphics design and in cosmetics, and almost everywhere, use Pantone standards to judge color. Have you ever thought about what Pantone color your skin might be? Is your skin color the same as the next guy? If not, then what is your number? Do you even want to know? I do. This is why I use: The PMS Color Chart https://www.peaktech.com/resources/tools/pantone-color-chart/ You can a
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