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Are There Any Good Chiropractors in Pattaya?

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I'm looking for a good chiropractor in Pattaya. Ever since the government cracked down on foreign doctors here, they've been hard to find. I had an osteopath, but he's not well and now I can't reach him. Let me know if anyone has a good chiropractor in the area. Thanks in advance.
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Anyone been since it reopened to the public....?? I understand its a hefty 250 a baht visit now albeit that should keep the uber riff raff out Used to use it a lot when staying around that area it was a fantastic pool and guessing it still is ??
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A man has been arrested after allegedly posting a social media threat to shoot Reform UK leader Nigel Farage, as renewed concerns over the safety of Britain's politicians intensify following the recent killing of former MP Ann Widdecombe. The suspect has been released on bail while police continue their investigation. Police Move After Online Threat According to reports, the alleged threat was posted on X on 8 May, the day after the local elections, stating: "I am going to shoot you in the head
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A 14-year-old boy has been charged with a terrorism offence after police uncovered what they allege was a plan to target two mosques in south London, prompting increased security measures and renewed concern over youth radicalisation. The teenager, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, has been charged with preparing terrorist acts under Section 5 of the Terrorism Act 2006. The Metropolitan Police said the case is linked to alleged extreme right-wing terrorism. Routine Arrest Uncovers Ter
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bye bye ICC
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https://www.wsj.com/opinion/why-were-dismantling-the-icc-0af0a8a6?st=cxSgxT "he U.S. is launching a diplomatic campaign with a simple message—sovereign states over globalism. Those who benefit from American security must not stand idly by while those who provide that security are targeted. This is only the beginning. Using all the tools at our government’s disposal, working beside every ally with whom we can make common cause, we will dismantle the ICC—brick by brick, if necessary" next lets r
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Front Row replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

The original question was, had he, or any city officials or inspectors for that matter, inspected the venue before the fire. They say third time’s a charm. Maybe this tragedy will spur the Governor and his team to start a nightclub inspection task force. He’s certainly capable of formulating a program. The biggest question is perhaps, where to start in this huge city filled with third rate construction.
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Churchill said “if you don’t vote for socialism when you are 20,you have no heart and if you don’t vote conservative when you reach 30,you have no brain”That about summed up my life but how times have changed. The left have morphed into a lunatic party of commie,self loathing freaks who think antifa are right to assault anyone who doesn’t agree with their twisted views of the world. The Greens especially with their coalition with Muslim extremists would be laughable if it wasn’t so serious.
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Ah, another nasty forum troll. You'll be gone soon.
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Meaningless cliche.
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Ya stink, oldtimer!

unblocktheplanet · 14 hours ago14 hr

Hey, old fart! You stink! I can smell your feet a mile away! (Smile away, smile away…) I compute on my couch naked with a towel underneath to catch my sweat. My towel really stinks after three days. If towel stinks, I must stink. The trouble is that this old age chemical is wax-based rather than composed of body oils. That makes it really hard to wash off. Did some research into this and came up with persimmon. Japanese pick green persimmons and ferment them for three years. These tannins ar
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PANTONE: What is your skin-tone number?

GammaGlobulin · Tuesday at 02:44 AM1 day

Dear Folks, Ever since 1962, PANTONE has set the standard for the color-matching industry. Most folks in graphics design and in cosmetics, and almost everywhere, use Pantone standards to judge color. Have you ever thought about what Pantone color your skin might be? Is your skin color the same as the next guy? If not, then what is your number? Do you even want to know? I do. This is why I use: The PMS Color Chart https://www.peaktech.com/resources/tools/pantone-color-chart/ You can a
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