Just now, VBF said:

The dim spark should breaker off - has a reluctance to own up (One for the real geeks there 😅)

Maybe someone could transform him and rectify the situation. 

It really Hertz, he had such potential...

3 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I think the only impedance to this topic is the person with the confused circuits who seems to keep blowing a fuse! 

Try to stay neutral, we don't need to polarize the situation...

1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

Try to stay neutral, we don't need to polarize the situation...

I am trying to stay current and have so much energy that I will need  to find either a new outlet or I will have to find somewhere to plug my new positive ideas!

You guys can stop posting as if Thai drivers are the only ones that flee the scene of an accident.   Here is an American driver doing it too!

 

My girlfriend Edith dumped me when she found out I was also seeing Kate.

Apparently, you can't have your Kate and Edith.

I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is.
Or what kind of trumpet he played.

I'm returning this invisibility cloak I got for Christmas.
I just can't see myself wearing it.

My girlfriend says size doesn't matter,

yet all her sex toys look like they're missing a lamp shade.

I met this girl and at the weekend took her home to meet my mum.
She whispered to me, "Where the hell did you get her from, son?!  She's cross-eyed, bow-legged, and she's got no teeth!"
I replied, "There's no need to whisper, Mum. She's deaf as well."