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Are There Any Good Chiropractors in Pattaya?

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I'm looking for a good chiropractor in Pattaya. Ever since the government cracked down on foreign doctors here, they've been hard to find. I had an osteopath, but he's not well and now I can't reach him. Let me know if anyone has a good chiropractor in the area. Thanks in advance.
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Chivas · Monday at 11:38 PM1 day

Anyone been since it reopened to the public....?? I understand its a hefty 250 a baht visit now albeit that should keep the uber riff raff out Used to use it a lot when staying around that area it was a fantastic pool and guessing it still is ??
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Fresh allegations against British special forces have emerged at the Afghanistan Inquiry, with whistleblowers claiming prisoners were dropped from forklifts "for fun" and describing the atmosphere at one military base as so extreme it resembled Lord of the Flies. The explosive testimony has added new scrutiny to alleged war crimes committed by British troops during operations in Afghanistan. The inquiry also heard claims that a British Army reservist was branded a "Taliban-loving apologist" aft
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The World Cup has delivered unforgettable football moments, but another story has been unfolding away from the goals and glory. England's victory over Norway may have ended Erling Haaland's tournament, yet it did nothing to dent the warm friendship between him and England star Jude Bellingham. Before Saturday night's clash, social media buzzed with clips celebrating the pair's long-standing bond, which began when they were teenagers at Borussia Dortmund. As the teams emerged from the tunnel, Be
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China to Putin: No Nuclear Weapons, Zelenskyy Claims Chinese leaders privately warned Russia not to even consider using nuclear weapons in Ukraine, according to a striking claim made by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. If accurate, it would represent the clearest known example of Beijing directly intervening with Moscow over the conduct of the war. The claim, reportedly supported by Western officials speaking to Bloomberg, suggests that despite their much-publicised "no limits" partner
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Oliver Holzerfilled replied to webfact's topic in World News - Discussion

Yes, that your list is woefully incomplete. Neither has Egypt, Iran or Russia. North Korea, Pakistan and India haven't bothered to sign.
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Laws are meant to apply to and be fair to everybody. The woman I mentioned is 60. My Thai wife is 59 she couldn't open an email or do much except look at Tiktok. There are plenty of people working over 60 and I'm sure more than one own guesthouses.
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'Feral' British troops dropped Afghan prisoners from forklifts for fun
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Afghani prisoners against whom no charges had been laid nor trial been held. Guilty because they were brown, guilty because they didn't speak English, guilty just because they were Afghanis. I hope these British soldiers are tried for war crimes in their own country. Perhaps long sentences will make soldiers from all nations treat captives with greater respect and dignity.
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edit/update DLT staff @ Banglamung branch told me if I apply with Yellow book and pink ID card I will only get DL valid for Chonburi province, if I would like the "full" license I would need certificate of residence.....anyway in Sriracha no problem and trouble, got the normal renewal for 760 THB (505/255) for both licences with yellow book/id card.... only peripheral vision test was done, no color test anymore....all done in 2 hours
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Dear Folks, Ever since 1962, PANTONE has set the standard for the color-matching industry. Most folks in graphics design and in cosmetics, and almost everywhere, use Pantone standards to judge color. Have you ever thought about what Pantone color your skin might be? Is your skin color the same as the next guy? If not, then what is your number? Do you even want to know? I do. This is why I use: The PMS Color Chart https://www.peaktech.com/resources/tools/pantone-color-chart/ You can a
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