I went to a new pub called The Fiddle last night, but regretted it as soon as I walked through the door.

It really was a vile inn.

By way of variation:-

 

7 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

He spoke German right?

Good deal?

I started an excellent new diet.

 

After only 1 week, I stepped on the digital scale last night, and the display showed "low" already

 

 

Man goes to doctor and complains about the shape of his penis "It's shaped like a saxophone".
"Drop your trousers and I will take a look" says the Doc and sure enough the mans penis is curved like a saxophone.
"It's a bit of a family thing" says the man, "we have all got odd shaped genitals"
"It's a small world, as I saw a woman last week with a vagina shaped like a mouth organ" said the Doc.
"Oh" said the man, "That'll be our Monica"