Damn !!  I was looking forward to a steak !

 

 

What do you call a bear with no paw?

Rupert the B*****d

Guy hands his wife a box of tissues and says  twice a day rub two of these between your boobs and they'll get bigger.

She says don't be an idiot, that won't work.

He says   well, it works on your bum.

1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

If ever there was a need for a groan emoji ...... this is it !!

1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I love those pray prey play on words jokes.

Some Potty Adventures (not for the faint-hearted)...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 26, 20205 yr by Peter Denis

FYI

There are a lot of jokes on Twitter

#IHaveAJoke

#IHaveAJokeOn

As me and my wife headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other.

She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed."

So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase!

I was so worried the mechanic would rip me off because I confessed I knew nothing about cars...

Imagine my relief when he said I only needed indicator fluid!

The lonesome traveller...