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The real origin of the English flag...

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And before someone points out that the plane is wrong, it's not the Red Baron, it's some other Fokker.

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Won't work. Wood is an insulator. 🤓

I know it is Worst joke but...

Likewise the Inacurate spelling puncture one.

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I mapped Pattaya's bars soi by soi. Tell me what I got wrong
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I mapped Pattaya's bars soi by soi. Tell me what I got wrong

jmccarty · Tuesday at 05:14 PM1 day

Long-time former resident, offshore industry by trade. I got tired of Google showing me the same twenty tourist places while the 'interesting' soi bars that catch our interest, and we actually drink in don't readily exist online, so I built my own map. It covers any city in Thailand live: Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Songkhla, anywhere. But I've spent the most months on Pattaya specifically. The beach side, LK Metro, Soi Buakhao, and a lot of the darkside strips east of Sukhumvit that have zero web pre
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Pattaya traffic is nuts
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EVENKEEL · 2 hours ago2 hr

Wanted to drive 4 km to Central Mall yesterday. Took an hour before I was parked. Followed GPS for best route, took me through the back streets from Thepasit. And this is low season and a weekday. What's going on?
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Most RG58 cable seems to have just a few strands of aluminium shield - totally useless as the shield and you can't easily solder to aluminium.... 'Proper' RG58 has a thick copper shield :) Is there a cable/wire shop in Pattaya? Thanks!
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ED drugs Pattaya
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This week I visited my urologist at Bangkok Hospital Pattaya. He was more than willing to give me a prescription for ED drugs, but the prices at the hospital are astronomical. He suggested I try local pharmacies that, according to him, will sell ED drugs without a prescription. However, he didn't know any names. Can anyone suggest a pharmacy in Pattaya or Jomtien that sells high quality ED drugs at reasonable prices?
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I think the obvious answer is yes they are. Do you agree, or not? The video details many specific points making that case. I don't see very much at all to disagree with in it. There is one thing. I did know very well from the get go coming for retirement that Thailand wasn't inviting me. Rather I was inviting myself so that's a different less warm and fuzzy dynamic. I also knew that being on retirement extensions offered no path to permanent residence. On buying a condo, I knew that owning a con
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Transgender woman removed from female nudist beach in Switzerland
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Listen to entire video is a must. At first it's amusing then it becomes a head scratcher. Why is common sense so scarce these days? Does anyone here feel a man has a right to go to a female nudist beach and join the fun simply by saying they identify as a woman?
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There's no proof merging two galaxies would mean the end of all life in them, as we have no proof of any other life besides ours anyway. Also, space is so huge, most of it empty, there isn't much chance of planets colliding with each other.
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These mines were never Thai to begin with. The types mentioned as being pulled out of Ban Nong Chan are all classic Soviet‑era or Yugoslav designs, dumped into the border zone during the Cambodian conflicts of the 70s–90s. Thailand didn’t manufacture or deploy these systems; they’re legacy contamination from Cambodia!
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Is that bank specific or ? K-Bank aproved my credit card application in 2007 with 6 months of salary slips. BKK Bank approved my credit card application in 2020 with 6 months of salary slips.
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Do you agree that Thailand is making it harder for foreigners?
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KhunHeineken replied to Jingthing's topic in Political Soapbox

You have contradicted yourself, and basically have agreed with the point I am making. Basically, they care about eggs in one's home country because it shows they can afford that highly likely hospital bill in the future. Yes, I have always said the 1 year retirement visa / extension is nothing more than a 1 year tourist visa. Just to be clear, I am talking about expat pensioners who can't even afford the air ticket back to their country. They live from pension day to pension day here. You know the demographic I am talking about. I accept even 1 baht coming in from abroad is supporting the economy, but with your hospital bill example, there can be more risk than reward for Thailand taking in such people, and they may decide in the future the risk is no longer worth the meager money they put into the economy.
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None of the news is good. Amazing how a change in leadership can change people's perception about reality New guy has no reason to cover this stuff up anymore. Not his fault, afterall
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