China before BYD.

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Anything you say can and will be held against you!

'BOOBS"

Here are some more smart criminals.

12 minutes ago, jvs said:

Anything you say can and will be held against you!

'BOOBS"

"Up against the wall, lay down and spread 'em!

4 hours ago, jvs said:

Anything you say can and will be held against you!

'BOOBS"

She said "anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence", so I said "knickers!"

Smile Awhile

• You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

• A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

• The batteries were given out free of charge.

• A dentist and a manicurist married.

• They fought tooth and nail.

• A will is a dead giveaway.

• A boiled egg is hard to beat.

• Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

• Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off ?

• He's all right now.

• A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

• The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully re-covered.

• He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

• When she saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.

• Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.