4 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

"I m sorry the number you have dialed is no longer in service"

01432357311

https://register-of-charities.charitycommission.gov.uk/en/charity-search/-/charity-details/5003189/contact-information

The hotel porter said he could arrange an escort for the evening. I agreed.

"It will be 10,000 baht, including a meal" He said. That's pretty good room service I thought.

A while later there was a knock at the door and there was a man standing there ...

"Hi, I'm Amil"

My wife strips down naked in front of me and says, "When I did this 50 years ago, what did you think?"

I replied, "I was thinking I wanted to suck your tits dry, and f**k your brains out."

She asks, "And what are you thinking now?"

I replied, "Looks like I did a pretty good job…."

21 hours ago, Watawattana said:

Seems appropriate as it is.

I came.

I saw.

I ran.