One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What
animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.

"Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on
this animal? What animal has stripes?"

Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's
something your mother often calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a f&&&ing horny **......"

 

Edited October 16, 20205 yr by fangless

On 10/14/2020 at 2:51 PM, ravip said:

ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ ʙʀᴀ?      
???? ᴢᴇ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴏᴜs ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ᴄᴏ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ᴍᴀᴛʜᴇᴍᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ᴀʟɢᴇ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: sᴜɴsɪɢɴ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʟɪ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ᴀᴀ ʙʀᴀ ᴋᴀ ᴅᴀ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜs ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʙʀᴀ ʜᴍɪɴ!

ǫ: ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪᴄ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ss

ǫ: ᴀɴᴊᴇʟɪɴᴀ ᴊᴏʟɪᴇ's ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʙʀᴀ ᴅ ᴘɪᴛᴛ

ǫ: ʙᴏᴛᴀɴʏ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴄʜ

ǫ: ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴅ!

ǫ: ᴘᴜɴᴄᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʙʀᴀ ᴄᴋᴇᴛ.

ǫ: sᴄᴀʀʏ ʙʀᴀ?
???? 
ɢʜᴀ ʙʀᴀ ᴀʜᴀᴛ.

ǫ: ʀᴏᴏᴍ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ  ʙʀᴀ's? 
???? ʟɪ ʙʀᴀ ʀʏ.

ǫ: ᴀʟᴄʜᴏʜʟɪᴄ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴅʏ.

ǫ: sᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ᴄʜʜᴀ ʙʀᴀ

 ǫ: ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ʙʀᴀ? 
???? ʙʀᴀ ᴢɪʟ

 ǫ: ʙʀᴀ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ? 
ᴀ ʙʀᴀ ʜᴀᴍ ʟɪɴᴄᴏʟɴ!

ᴀɴᴅ ᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀ !!!
ʜᴏᴡ ʙʀᴀ ɪɴʟᴇss".

???? ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙʀᴀ ᴅᴀʏ????

 the BRA that can pack a few huge bazookas

   

 

 

 

(Bomber Readiness Apron) ????  

 

 

Edited October 16, 20205 yr by tifino

It scares me as I wonder who took care of designing the sign!

Is it OK to describe this potato as a "Dictator"?

 

 

Or is that just wishful thinking?

Edited October 16, 20205 yr by fangless

Ah!   Those were the days for us MSPs!

 

 

PS;  MSP=Male Chauvinist Pigs

11 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

+1 and I suspect many others on here!

It was about then that Spock discovered his invisible ink was rendered visible by the studio lightning !

I damaged the end of my pool cue and don't know how to fix it.

Anyone got any tips?

I threw a surprise bukkake party for the wife. Everybody came.

You should've seen her face