Darn, this man has rewritten History of the World.... Twice!

 

3 minutes ago, fangless said:

The penis has slipped into second place.That would screw it all up ,right?

14 minutes ago, jvs said:

The penis has slipped into second place.That would screw it all up ,right?

Buggered if I know

I was on a survival course the other day and the lesson was about foraging for food. The instructor told us to look out for squirrels, follow them and eat their nuts.

Seems like an awful lot of effort for not much meat.

I can't tell if I like my new blender yet
It is giving me mixed results

Why do laxatives have a best before date?
If they go off, what's the worst that can happen?

There was a tap on my front door this morning
Plumbers have a weird sense of humour.

29 minutes ago, fangless said:

No wonder, less than 50% of population have one...

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