July 12, 20214 yr Popular Post I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", so that whenever I get it wrong, it will tell me, "Your password is incorrect." Edited July 12, 20214 yr by fangless
July 12, 20214 yr Popular Post How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Dig up and give him a used tampon, then ask him which period it came from.
July 12, 20214 yr How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
July 12, 20214 yr Popular Post On 7/10/2021 at 4:53 AM, fangless said: Great! The longest one I know is Reichseisenbahnhinunherschiebergehilfe……????????????
July 12, 20214 yr 56 minutes ago, damascase said: Great! The longest one I know is Reichseisenbahnhinunherschiebergehilfe……???????????? Ask "Rooster59" He might know a longer one! Edited July 12, 20214 yr by fangless
July 12, 20214 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, roo860 said: Butt! I think it is better if it wasn't wrong! Edited July 12, 20214 yr by fangless
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post I took my ailing Iguana to the vet recently, and she prescribed him Viagra. Apparently, it’s designed to treat a reptile dysfunction.
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post What do boobs and toy train sets have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post Meet the Bigger Family Q. A man whose name was Bigger, got married. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mrs. Bigger? A. Mr. Bigger, because he had always been Bigger.
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post Q. They had a little boy, and they called him John. Now who was the bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or John? A. John Bigger, because he was a little bigger.
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post Q. All three of them went to a wedding on Saturday, and had their picture taken. Mr. Bigger was standing next to Mrs. Bigger, and son John was next to his mother. Which was the biggest then? A. Mrs. Bigger, because she was by father bigger.
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post Q. When Mr. Bigger died, Mrs. Bigger married another Mr. Bigger. Who was the bigger then, Mrs. Bigger or the new Mr. Bigger? A. Mrs. Bigger, because she was twice bigger.
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post Q. When the second Mr. Bigger died, they buried him by the old mill stream. Who was the biggest then? A. Mr. Bigger, by a dam site.
July 13, 20214 yr Popular Post Q. But as the years went by, Mrs. Bigger's love for Mr. Bigger never died. Who was the bigger then? A. Neither. As Mrs. Bigger said, "This thing is bigger than both of us."
July 13, 20214 yr A waiter approaches a table celebrating their daughters graduation... Father: Our daughter just graduated from SCU with an English degree! Waiter: That's so great! Congratulations! I actually have a Master's degree in English Literature myself. Can I get you folks started with some chips and salsa? ----------------- My daughter is having serious problems with English in her school. No other kid speaks it. ---------------------------------- I was doing some home renovations and, when I knocked through my bedroom wall, I found a fully furnished hidden room. Then I remembered that I live in a block of flats -------------------------- So many 'if onlys' coming out of Sunday final... 'if only' the ref had shown that Italian a red instead of a yellow. 'if only' Grealish was brought on sooner. 'if only' the penalty shootout had been a spear chucking contest. ----------------------------- Black Lives Matter campaigners calling for a week of looting and rioting. After shocking TV footage of WHITE goalposts not moving for 2 black men. ---------------------- Doctor.."I'm afraid it's bad news and more bad news." Patient.."what's the bad news?" Doctor.."you've lost half of both legs." Patient.."could be worse, and what's the more bad news?" Doctor.."It's the top half." -------------------------------------- 'Butcher' Ebrahim Raisi who ordered thousands killed in mass executions and tortured pregnant women wins Iranian presidential election. Finally, a moderate. ---------------------------------------------------------- Edited July 13, 20214 yr by sanuk711
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