Edited June 22Jun 22 by ballpoint

[Warning: Dad jokes]

Kid: Dad, do you know what an eclipse is?

Dad: No, son.

What does a Japanese do with an erection?

He votes.

What’s the best part about dating a homeless girl?


You can drop her off anywhere.

I just finished a great book about the history of glue.

I couldn't put it down.

Why don't owls go on dates in the rain?

It's to wet to woo.

Edited June 22Jun 22 by BLMFem

[Warning: Dad jokes]

Where do you take someone whose been injured in a peekaboo accident?

The ICU.

Have you ever heard of quiet tennis?

It's like normal tennis but without the racket.

What did they call the Terminator once he retired?

The Exterminator.

What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

My foot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Where do cows go camping?

Upstate MOOYORK.

1 hour ago, BLMFem said:

Longest serving resident by far!!

9 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Meanwhile, Britain gets a life sentence of these <tw@ts>!! 😡

Edited June 22Jun 22 by VBF

1 hour ago, BLMFem said:

It made all the difference; if it were well off it would have bought protection.

3 hours ago, BLMFem said:

Today worse things are going up there, what really could an ice lolly do more?