evidence please?

the deaf man heard it ,

the blind man saw it , and

the dumb man shouted ' fire , fire '

y'see.. now I know you are lying.

A liar went to douse a fire

"Crikey" he though he heard,

turned around and saw a .....

y'see.. now I know you are lying.

the fire brigade was drawn by six dead white horses,

went around a straight corner at ninety miles an hour and nearly killed them .

they arrived ten minutes before the fire started and,

put it out with kerosene.

I sometimes look at the stars and ask meself, "what is the stars? what is the stars"

(if anyone gets this one I'll give them 5 gold stars!)

Sean O'Casey. I was hoping someone would get it!

Pleased can you all give me 5 stars...

Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... Twas a dark and stormy night and skipper said to Jack ... Jack! Tell us a story and this is how it went ... ad infanitum

This is That.

This is That.

Forgive them for they know not what they write

Not wishing to be nasty to the original poster but I think this will take some beating in this section

QUOTE(Strofkrol @ 2007-02-24 20:00:44)

Hello

I live in Belgium, one says to me much of many engines Honda NICE.

Is to put on a Honda Monkey, a friend has a woman Inhabitant of Thailand and it me council to ask on the forum.

If you know has who I to ask that little interests to me to buy (1 or +).

Thank you.

To help the poster

Anyone from Belgium ?

This is That.

Forgive them for they know not what they write

Authority is a funny thing... it either comes with a gun or a small cock. Forgive me I know not what I write.

My God is dead and yet i am alive!

Not wishing to be nasty to the original poster but I think this will take some beating in this section

QUOTE(Strofkrol @ 2007-02-24 20:00:44)

Hello

I live in Belgium, one says to me much of many engines Honda NICE.

Is to put on a Honda Monkey, a friend has a woman Inhabitant of Thailand and it me council to ask on the forum.

If you know has who I to ask that little interests to me to buy (1 or +).

Thank you.

To help the poster

Anyone from Belgium ?

I had a issue with some tissue

got stuck to my duck

so i wet it with spittle

and gave it a tug

off i went for another ....

Theres to much confusion

said the joker to the thief

spelling

Edited February 24, 200719 yr by Mid

There must be some kind of way out of here?

Never

Lop Laughs

Edited February 24, 200719 yr by lopburiguy

Is that you Lop?

Is that you Lop?

its my evil twin... you can call him Harold Jnr

If today is the first day of the rest of my life

WHAT WAS YESTERDAY ?

Christmas?

Christmas?

ARRRR missed it BUT

One of the joys of being Buddhist

Not having to purchase Christmas presents

(Long time to convince the children though)

However I bet you spend alot on those buckets of gifts for monks. so it could be Christmas everyday in your world!

Joy to you

However I bet you spend alot on those buckets of gifts for monks. so it could be Christmas everyday in your world!

Joy to you

NNNARRRR

Did that in the last life

This time sell the buckets

(Granddad was Jewish)

Wholly Mackerel! Somethin' smells fishy around here!

Wholly Mackerel! Somethin' smells fishy around here!

Sir

You insult the females in my family?

Pistols at dawn

Nice girl Dawn

I can not remember the things that I have forgotten

It's a wet bird that flies by night.

Wholly Mackerel! Somethin' smells fishy around here!

Sir

You insult the females in my family?

Pistols at dawn

Nice girl Dawn

He'd shag the crack of dawn, if it had hairs above it............

redrus

If you read this post within 2 days you will stub your toe, it will be quite sore for a while - and maybe you'll think the nail is going to go black - but it won't.

To stop yourself stubbing your toe you must post this twice somewhere on the forum!!

Or, you could just stub your toe!

If you read this post within 2 days you will stub your toe, it will be quite sore for a while - and maybe you'll think the nail is going to go black - but it won't.

To stop yourself stubbing your toe you must post this twice somewhere on the forum!!

Or, you could just stub your toe!

Up at Sparrow Fart this morning (Just before crack of Dawn) &

To Late To Late

Toe + Chair= PAIN

Ouch Ouch Ouch

Why you not warn sooner?

Edited February 26, 200719 yr by IvanLaw

I82QB4IP

I smell. you smell, we smell. but he really reeks.

FARMYARD CAKES

1lb Cumberland sausage, 6 eggs, 6 rounds fried bread, salt and pepper. Divide sausage into six round cakes, having removed the skin, and fry until cooked. Poach eggs separately, place each sausage cake on a round of fried bread with egg on top, sprinkle with salt and pepper, decorate with a sprig of parsley.