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A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car

salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90Mph, enjoying

the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought

as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the floor even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights

flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought

the elderly Nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, 120 then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I´m too old for this

nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the

Police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer

walked up to the driver´s side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said,

"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I´m taking off for

the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I´ve

never heard before, I´ll let you go as I really cant be bothered to do all

the paperwork."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied:

"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.

:o:D :D

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