African King

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a

sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very

important client.

The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the

secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her

boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to

think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only

marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement

ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat

diamond tiara."

The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and

says, "No problem! I have. I have."

Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the

man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As

a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the

best wine country in France."

The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular

phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks

at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I

build."

Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary

knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time

to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition.

She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly,

"Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch

penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his

hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering

in African dialect.

Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his

head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I

cut. I cut."