40 Gypsies died and went to heaven. They turned

up at the Pearly Gates.and asked St Peter to let them in. He said that they

didn't have room for all 40 of them, he only had room

for 5, they should go away and think about who

would come in.

A short while later St Peter went to see God and said

"They've gone!"

God replied, "What, the Pikeys"?

"No the F*cking gates"!!!!

I bet it was one of them who I was less than polite to and he took offence, the following day my gate had gone!

I used to spend some time in Romania, and the Romanians hated these people. I was told that the gypsies were from the Northern region of India, but I'm not sure.

I remember going to the poorest areas in Romania, they had nothing at all. About a week later the gypsies went through the town and took everything - the pictures that an old lady had of her dead husband, the two chickens that provided food for half a dozen families, etc, etc.

Theses gypsies only stole. They wouldn't work, wouldn't help society in any way. But they'd steal anything they could, from anybody.

Awful.

40 Gypsies died and went to heaven. They turned

up at the Pearly Gates.and asked St Peter to let them in. He said that they

didn't have room for all 40 of them, he only had room

for 5, they should go away and think about who

would come in.

A short while later St Peter went to see God and said

"They've gone!"

God replied, "What, the Pikeys"?

"No the F*cking gates"!!!!

not pc but very funny never the less