RIP Chuck Norris... Here is the Chuck Norris fact list: Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups - he pushes the Earth down. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep - he waits. The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris enters a room, darkness switches off. Time waits for no man… unless it’s Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris can drown a fish. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people - then it exploded. Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in 3 moves. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights - he lifts buildings. Chuck Norris can break a mirror… with his reflection. Chuck Norris can tear a page out of the internet. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books - he stares them down until they confess. Chuck Norris doesn’t dial wrong numbers - you answer the wrong phone. Chuck Norris doesn’t get brain freeze - ice gets Chuck Norris freeze. Chuck Norris can clap with one hand. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris doesn’t miss - whatever he hits was in the wrong place. Chuck Norris doesn’t need Wi-Fi - the internet connects to him. Chuck Norris can charge his phone by holding it. Siri asks Chuck Norris for directions. Google searches for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t get spam emails - spammers beg for mercy. Chuck Norris doesn’t use passwords - systems let him in. Chuck Norris coded the internet… before computers existed. Chuck Norris doesn’t need updates - reality updates for him. Chuck Norris doesn’t use AI - AI trains on him. Chuck Norris downloaded RAM. Chuck Norris doesn’t do foreplay - time skips ahead. Chuck Norris doesn’t chase - attraction happens automatically. Chuck Norris doesn’t need protection - protection needs him. When Chuck Norris walks in, confidence enters the room first. Chuck Norris doesn’t flirt - reality flirts back. Chuck Norris can make onions cry. Chuck Norris can un-boil water. Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can light a fire with ice. Chuck Norris can turn a shadow into light. Chuck Norris can run faster than his shadow. Chuck Norris doesn’t obey laws - laws obey him. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch - he decides what time it is. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a map - places come to him. Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. Chuck Norris doesn’t do maths - numbers solve themselves. Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked someone so hard their descendants felt it. Chuck Norris doesn’t lose - winning just takes a break sometimes. Chuck Norris can stare at the sun… and the sun looks away. Chuck Norris can open a bag of chips silently. You don’t lose weight - Chuck Norris allows fat to leave. Your slow metabolism isn’t broken - it’s just waiting for permission. Your gym session doesn’t end - Chuck Norris dismisses it. Your cheat meal isn’t cheating - Chuck Norris approved it in advance. Ref: Gemini search - Chuck Norris facts.