Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could ya nip oopstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother" he says, and he runs up stairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old daughters sitting on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me oop here to shag ya borth."

"<deleted> off ya liar!"

"i'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Borth of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

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