Popular Post Cooters Bait Posted December 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2018 Hi everyone this is Cooter from Georgia, my cousin Enus and I are planning a trip to Patong in February. We're looking for a nice place near Bangla, preferably a two bedroom suite, onsite pool, gym, daily maid service and not too many questions when we bring the ladies back. Hotel sites such as Agoda ain't really good for such information, so I prefer boots on the ground. We normally vacation in Barbados, but the chicks there are just too damn fat. We lookin' for some lean cuisine if you know what I mean! Price....300-400 USD/night is okay, need for 2 weeks Thanks ya'll Cooter and Enus 2 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) We would rather you tried Dominican Republic. Edited December 30, 2018 by stuarty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post roo860 Posted December 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2018 Were you in The Dukes of Hazard? Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NCC1701A Posted December 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2018 36 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said: We lookin' for some lean cuisine if you know what I mean! this is the funniest post i have seen in years! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NCC1701A Posted December 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2018 38 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said: onsite pool, you mean like a cement pond? 39 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said: but the chicks there are just too damn fat. do you know Elly May? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Good ole boys!Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 42 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said: and not too many questions when we bring the ladies back. HAHAHAHAHAHA! How many questions is OK? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyfromanotherforum Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Am I supposed to LOL? Cuz it ain't funny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NCC1701A Posted December 30, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 30, 2018 54 minutes ago, Cooters Bait said: Price....300-400 USD/night is okay, need for 2 weeks but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money. http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first. you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunBENQ Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money. 400 USD ~ 13000 Baht. 14 nights ~ 180000 Baht. I even had difficulties to find something that expensive near Bangla! That brings me back to my first thought when I read the title. Bangla and high end? Kind of a contradiction The Phuket experts can tell you where it's easy to spend 400 USD a night Edited December 30, 2018 by KhunBENQ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cooters Bait said: so I prefer boots on the ground. I just want to let you boys know you don't have to bring your own Budweiser with you. We got that fancy imported beer right here. We are real civilized here now. Hell, you don't even need no toilet paper, they got these there spray things now. Real fancy like a Kansas City whore house. Edited December 30, 2018 by NCC1701A 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 11 hours ago, stuarty said: We would rather you tried Dominican Republic. No thanks, but I hear Honduras is nice that time of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 11 hours ago, roo860 said: Were you in The Dukes of Hazard? Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app No, but my Aunt Rochelle Moser was a Set Decorator for the series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 11 hours ago, NCC1701A said: HAHAHAHAHAHA! How many questions is OK? Less than 1? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 11 hours ago, NCC1701A said: but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money. http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first. you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful. Thanks about the hotel We ain't got time for the girls with a kickstand. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 10 hours ago, NCC1701A said: I just want to let you boys know you don't have to bring your own Budweiser with you. We got that fancy imported beer right here. We are real civilized here now. Hell, you don't even need no toilet paper, they got these there spray things now. Real fancy like a Kansas City whore house. Maker's Mark or hard cider only. Bud is piss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 11 hours ago, theguyfromanotherforum said: Am I supposed to LOL? Cuz it ain't funny May the force be with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 You won't like it here. No grits on the breakfast menu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psimbo Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 (edited) Daisy's gone off the boil these days. 'Bangla and 'high end' in the same sentence- interesting concept! ???? Edited December 31, 2018 by Psimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamKangMan Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Cooters Bait said: Less than 1? I guess that puts the "Can I have your ID Card" question, asked by hotel reception, over your limit. ???? You may want to reconsider the amount of "questions" reception is allowed to ask. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamKangMan Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Cooters Bait said: Maker's Mark or hard cider only. Bud is piss Try the Thai "lao khao." If you are from Georgia, I am sure you will like it. ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marqus12 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 18 hours ago, Cooters Bait said: Cooter and Enus Like Chang and Eng Bunker, they have always traveled together too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 12/30/2018 at 8:36 PM, NCC1701A said: but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money. http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first. you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful. La Flora at top of our list for now, although we'll continue looking. It's a bit more $ than we wanted but WTH. Solid info. Much thanks friend. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 12/31/2018 at 7:47 PM, NamKangMan said: And the stump survived. Right? ???? Oh yeah, Ole stumpy survived but she's got more holes than a dyke at a piercing competition. Funny thing, Naak the Thai fellow that brought the bottle, his wife so pissed he didn't come home that night. We took him home but he passed out on the porch. Damn, she still pissed at us and that was 2 summers ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooters Bait Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 Howdy, and another thing is food. We like value, and don't mind paying good money for good food. None of that fusion or tapas crap. Fusion = Our chef is drunk. Tapas = I paid too much and I'm still hungry. A good American or Brit (what with the beans?) breakfast would be nice. Lunch, dinner lets explore and get drunk. Hell yeah brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Love this topic!![emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] [emoji106] Sent from my SM-G920F using Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDave Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Best laugh on TVF I've had in a long time. Nice work, Cooters Bait! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Argus Tuft Posted January 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2019 On 12/30/2018 at 8:58 PM, NCC1701A said: I just want to let you boys know you don't have to bring your own Budweiser with you. We got that fancy imported beer right here. We are real civilized here now. Hell, you don't even need no toilet paper, they got these there spray things now. Real fancy like a Kansas City whore house. Late to thread but did anyone else read this in a Southern American accent like it was supposed to be? Still stuck on my inner monologue now 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Mcseismic Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Are not "crotch crickets" also called Cooters below the Mason-Dixon line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 It's not too often I can say the trolling on TV is quite hysterical. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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