4 Jokes

[3billygoats]

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow

goes into her br*ast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to

her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I

know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your p*nis is as hard as

your elbow, I'm in room 221."

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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts

rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a

gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The

husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back

over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment

tomorrow too?"

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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a

number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p*nis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a s*x

>> therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to

put my p*nis into the pickle slicer?" Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

Yes, I did." he replied. My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle sl icer?" " Oh...she got fired too."

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the

breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty

years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I

know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a

jaybird fifty years ago." "Well,"

Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My

nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and

the other is in your oatmeal."

[Pink Mist]

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow

goes into her br*ast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to

her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I

know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your p*nis is as hard as

your elbow, I'm in room 221."

>>

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts

rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a

gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. "The

husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back

over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment

tomorrow too?"

>>

>>

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a

number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p*nis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a s*x

>> therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to

put my p*nis into the pickle slicer?" Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.

Yes, I did." he replied. My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle sl icer?" " Oh...she got fired too."

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the

breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty

years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I

know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a

jaybird fifty years ago." "Well,"

Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My

nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and

the other is in your oatmeal."

2 were but the dentist and oatmeal were new

[Crossy]

2 were but the dentist and oatmeal were new

Sorry ,but jamesyboi has done the dentist at least twice

Not seen oatmeal for a while