Advice Please!

[les Dennis]

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and

One of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool.

My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as a manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser ?

[bkkmadness]

[rio666uk]

[MarkBKK]

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and

One of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool.

My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of incest on his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as a manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser ?

Of course not. Some things should remain secret. You'd break her heart. Are you mad?

I spoke to one once, but I don't like to talk about it. It makes me feel dirty.

Although, if you are out with one you never have to walk home ... (but keep your hand on your wallet/passport/etc.)

[britmaveric]

Sounds like a good business plan go for it!!

[t.s]

by far the funniest thing i have seen on thaivisa.

keep it up

[sbk]

Shouldn't this be in the jokes forum?

But really, I hate to see a post like this waste away there, better off in the General forum, don't you think?

Classic, thanks for that les dennis

[Stekmer]

EXCELLENT ..... well written Sir.

Thanks for sharing your inner most family secrets and future hopes and aspirations.

You should be proud of your sheltering and supportive attitude toward your Sisters.

[oooooo]

your family has quite a rap sheet . anyways, good luck with your new enterprise.