Little Johnny

Little Johnny hears the word bitch at school. So he goes home and asks his mom "What does bitch mean". His mom answers "Bitch means people like you and me". Then Johnny hears the word shit. So he asks his mom what it means his mom says "Shit means food". Johnny hears [!#@%]. Being the curious person he is he asks his mom. She says "[!#@%] means changing clothes". Then his mom says "Johnny the president is comming so answer the door and tell him that the foods on the table and me and your dad are changing clothes up stairs". When the president comes Johnny says "Hi bitch, the shits on the table and my mom and dad are [!#@%]ing up stairs".