Just now, RJRS1301 said:

Charming, Im sure she appreciates your candor about her, and your sex life.

True gentleman  

An intellectual, she has obviously got the man she deserves

No sex please, we're British!

Easy. The mystery woman was Goldilocks. Was there any porridge missing? 

7 hours ago, webfact said:

Just after boarding the ship, they were confronted with the sight of a naked male crew member having sex with a mystery woman on their bed.

Mystery woman?

 

I have thoughts of ship just leaving port being chased by a Mamasan on jet ski wanting her lady back for the night shift...

 

T.i.T.  (this is Thailand.)

This is standard fare for crew on board cruise ships, once they get on board it is a different world where different rules apply. I used to work for an organisation that operated onboard cruise ships. A young girl joined the team onboard, it was her first job anywhere. The decision was made for her to share with the female assistant manager, who could protect her from the crew vultures who prey on “fresh meat” (their term, not mine). So the manager grabbed her case and escorted her to her new berth, only to find her protector on her back being rogered by another crew member. Not the best start to a new job.

 

 

7 hours ago, bluesofa said:

"I shut the door immediately and we went into the cabin next door where my sister was staying while the staff sorted this out.

I was traumatised and I needed a glass of water."

 

I think being 'traumatised' would require something more than a glass of water for me.

 

Or maybe she could have said 'you must be exhausted, here have some water'.

 

I would have pulled up a chair watched the show.

 

As mentioned this 'event' is fairly common on such cruise ships, I know it happens in unoccupied hotel rooms. 

 

Edited January 22, 20197 yr by scorecard

Interesting to see "SEX' in the headline in capital letters. Its almost as if its 'DIRTY' or 'SALACIOUS'. ????

I was shocked to find myself having sex within 30 min of checking into my hotel in Thailand on my first visit and the room was only 400 baht...... They got robbed!

Then the Taxi man left so I went out!

Shocked?  No

Amused?  Absolutely.

7 hours ago, Briggsy said:

I am surprised that anyone has sex in Singapore, even on a boat.

Now that is funny....I'm still laughing. You have a splendid sense of humor, my friend.  

5 hours ago, Father Fintan Stack said:

There was two of them.

 

One was too small and didn't touch the sides and the other was too old.

 

As the Beatles sang, Money can't buy me Love.

 

Giving her a good pounding on a regular basis helps, and I ain't skint either as it goes ???? 

 

So let's get this right....

 

You are currently with a woman who was unfaithful to you and 2 other men.

 

She claims you are younger and better 'equipped' than the others and quite the stud in bed too.

 

And that you have money - but she's not after it.

 

Was the word "hansum" mentioned too at any point?

 

Sounds like the perfect situation to me. No danger there at all. Keep on going, you are doing everything just right. Mind you - to be on the safe side, try to stay in ground floor accommodation as much as possible.

I would have shot video and posted it

They should have walked in and asked for more entertainment. After all, they paid for it. 

8 hours ago, pedro01 said:

Any of you guys remember that virulent strain of pink-eye that was going around Patts about 10 or so years ago.

 

Got to the point where every other person you saw had pink-eye. 

Oh Señor, you socialise in such illustrious circles... 

• travel updates

CCTV footage disputes cruising couple’s cabin sex claim

A couple made the salacious claim they stumbled in to their room and saw a crew member having sex on their bed — but now there’s a twist. 

Michael Bartiromo and staff writers

 

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/cctv-footage-disputes-cruising-couples-cabin-sex-claim/news-story/978e1444adda42668ab7bfef7e3a7f78

Some crude posts have been removed. 

19 hours ago, colinneil said:

Silly woman ole Bobby wanted to join in, and she buggered that up for him.

Maybe Bobby wanted to play with the crew members member????

On 1/22/2019 at 2:29 PM, Basil B said:

Oh boy...

 

I have had staff making love in my hotel room on many occasions, the only thing I can complain about is they have to get up early to start work...????

Waiters or waitresses ?

On 1/22/2019 at 7:56 AM, Kerryd said:

The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the dirty little nipper....

 

<remainder snipped to avoid offending anyone>

Are you referring to Roger, the cabin boy? ????

 

On 1/22/2019 at 6:15 AM, smedly said:

 

 

Seamen found in luxury cruise cabin 

Master Bates has been called to investigate ????

 

On 1/22/2019 at 11:32 AM, webfact said:

Just after boarding the ship, they were confronted with the sight of a naked male crew member having sex with a mystery woman on their bed.

It was on the good ship Venus...

On ‎1‎/‎21‎/‎2019 at 10:32 PM, webfact said:

"Eugene, our cabin attendant, was present and he immediately went to inform his supervisor.

Eugene actually went to put his name on the list, he was a clever cabin boy.

the woman's statements in the Sun read like what she would have to say in court to maximize compensation.

 

somehow the title "No sex please, we are British" came to my mind.

 From the same article x)