13 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

its Valentines day everyday at my house.

Is sex all you teenagers think about?

13 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

A survey conducted by the University of the Thai Chamber of Commerce (UTCC) revealed that most students who have partners are planning to have intercourse on Valentine’s Day

the survey was conducted before they confiscated the sex toys and viagra.....555

14 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

its Valentines day everyday at my house.

I wish 

 

"In comparison, only 0.1 per cent of married couples have romantic plans for the day that celebrates love. "

 

Had they asked me in the survey, my answer would have changed the percentage to 0.01%

14 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Tinder here I come

I am a tinder "right swiping" monkey. it is worst than cocaine. 

Book your "motel room now" for the 14th and an advanced room stay at a maternity clinic in November !

Didn't the Thai government make it illegal last year for students to have sex? 

Not once did the survey mention who they asked exactly. How many girls did they ask and how many boys did they ask?

I don't believe that many female students would openly admit to a stranger that they were going to have a shag on valentine's Day.

I 100% believe that every boy asked would boast that he was going bonk a female, (most likely?) on Valentine's Day.

Conclusion - they only asked boys.

Result - probably only a few would get into a student's knickers on Valentine's Day, probably even less if they admitted to their girlfriends that they had broadcast the facts to a public survey!

Garbage report.

Male and female students are likely to shag on any night or day of the year - consensual, (most of it), and not publicly broadcast either.

That only occurs 9 months later........

 

34 minutes ago, connda said:

Didn't the Thai government make it illegal last year for students to have sex? 

Unless they have 800k in the bank, then it's OK.    LOL

15 hours ago, jaltsc said:

“Many respondents also said that Valentine’s Day...may even encourage rape…”

 

Valentine's Day, Summer, Rain, and day that ends in Y, etc. A rapist will always find an excuse for not taking self-responsibility for a sexual attack. 

 

 

Are you confessing? 

my girls going to get it.

 

1 hour ago, Father Fintan Stack said:

This Valentines turn a short time into long time for no extra cost by slipping her a rohypnol.

Thats a Rape Joke. You need to be publicly humiliated, give us your twitter handle then?

17 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Many respondents also said that Valentine’s Day encourages teenagers to have premature sex and may even encourage rape, leading to sexually transmitted diseases among other issues.

Trust the Nation to spoil a good day before it happens.

 

The message should be "if its not on its not on" with the headline, 'A lot of students may be disappointed on Valentine Day due to lack of condom(s)'. I put the (s) in because I could never stop at one.

17 hours ago, wgdanson said:

You mean you must buy card on which to have sex,  flowers and chocolates every day?    LOL

Sex on the cards is better than sex on the TV.......I keep falling off!  ????

17 hours ago, happy chappie said:

Knocking one out with the right hand doesn't count????

That well known young lady Felicity Fourfingers.

Lie on your arm for half an hour then it feels like someone else is doing it.

A big boy told me, honest.

14 hours ago, DrTuner said:

Thais will take any chance they can get for a nookie, but does anybody happen to know when the evil consumer apocalypse designed to drain men's wallets known as Valentine's Day landed in Siam? I'd like to place a curse on whoever it was that imported it.

And Thais have been conned into thinking its for all forms of love not just romantic! They get everything wrong!

 

At least the students have got it right....lol....Probably the only thing they have learned at school....lol.

17 hours ago, happy chappie said:

Knocking one out with the right hand doesn't count????

You could fall foul of the law, as this may require a work permit.

can't be taking jobs away. and all that. 

 

 

Edited February 7, 20197 yr by stanleycoin

34 minutes ago, Chris Lawrence said:

Trust the Nation to spoil a good day before it happens.

 

The message should be "if its not on its not on" with the headline, 'A lot of students may be disappointed on Valentine Day due to lack of condom(s)'. I put the (s) in because I could never stop at one.

Did you know they are all numbered? If you've never seen the number its because you never had to unroll it far enough.

 

Post Valentines Day Poem.

 

Who's the one who did the pushin'

Left the stains upon the cushion

Footprints on the dashboard upside down

Are you sir the sly woodpecker

Who has had my girl Rebecca

If you are you'd better leave this town.

 

I'm the one who did the pushin'

Left the stains upon the cushion

Footprints on the dashboard upside down

Since I had your darling daughter

I've had trouble passing water.

So I think that makes us square all round.

17 hours ago, shady86 said:

More single mothers in the making.

And many of them underage, or at least too young.

1 minute ago, Vacuum said:

And many of them underage, or at least too young.

Are you Mormon by chance?

14 minutes ago, HLover said:

Are you Mormon by chance?

Nope.

22 hours ago, happy chappie said:

Knocking one out with the right hand doesn't count????

depends  whose hand

I'm going back to school....

On 2/6/2019 at 7:55 PM, happy chappie said:

Knocking one out with the right hand doesn't count????

Why not? It's sex with someone you love? 

"Love...Everyone is talking about love... Me? Hell...I'm just looking for a shallow half hour." Rodney Dangerfield

 

Its not SEX its....

 

SEC